Hey name's Corie. Welcome to my blog about dicks, comics, video games, fashion and dreams in small bottles.

hhanjii:

gridmark:

so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

goodbye

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

What’s funny to me is that people who don’t even bother to get to know more about DC universe are always like “Marvel is better” like Marvel hasn’t done dumb shit before.

starxapple:

the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell

strivingking:

If you’re in college right now

Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin

Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

(Source: yagamiyuu)

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

wolfgoths:

clint barton is aro ace and makes jokes all the time about being an aro ace arrow ace

(Source: bloodanimal)